The Only Six Toys You Will Ever Need

Toymakers are the world’s greatest fibbers.

All you have to do is go into the toy aisle, find a box that says “Hours of Endless Fun!” take it home, give it to your child and then start the timer.

It won’t be long before the toy breaks, runs out of battery power, or the child gets bored with it. In my eleven-year history of toy buying I have spent a lot of money on these kinds of toys.

Toy companies should understand that I only have four simple desires when it comes to toys:

1. It needs to be creative.

2. It needs to last. In other words, my kids need to be able to throw it, drop it, flush it, smash it, draw on it or leave it outside and still be able to play with it.

3. It needs to help them be self-sufficient, in other words, no mom required. Toys are for kids, not for moms. Moms do enough wonderful things with their kids all the time, so kids need toys that don’t need moms.

4. It needs to be able to grow with the child. You know a toy is a keeper when the child doesn’t toss it aside when they’ve grown older, but instead finds more sophisticated ways to play with it.

Here are the best toys in our house. They might not be the first thing that comes to your mind when you think “toy,” but these take the prize for being worthy of the label “Hours of Endless Fun!”

Numero Uno: Paper

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I’m afraid to say my children alone have probably contributed to the destruction of several forests. (But we recycle!) We go through reams of paper, using it from everything from drawing to writing to crafts to paper airplanes to origami.

Seven years ago someone told me that newspaper printers sometimes give away “end rolls.” I went to a newspaper printer who gave me THREE of these wonderful rolls, for FREE!

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photo by Danny Dyreng

This alone has been one of the best “toys” in our house. We use it for wrapping paper, car cities, big paper projects, banners, etc. We are now down to one roll, but I believe there is still enough to get Levi through childhood.

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2. Tape

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Duct tape: Good for making wallets, hair bows, fixing broken toys (the ones that require Hours of Endless Repairs), doll casts and neighborhood boat races. 

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Painters tape: Good for hanging up pictures, creating barriers, bounderies, and indoor hopscotch games.

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Scotch tape: Good for everything else.

3. Cars!IMG_6051

Oh, how I love cars! I cannot say enough good things about cars. A car fits perfectly in the palm of the hand. Comes in any color, any style. Can be quiet or loud, depending on the driver’s mood. Can play with friends or alone. Can play outside or inside in water, mud or sand. Can fit in a purse, leaves no mess, and is virtually indestructable.

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I’m not reallly sure what boys played with before cars.

 

4. Dolls

Dolls will never go out of style.

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Girls love them at any age. IMG_3810

And dolls don’t have to cost $100.00 to be an excellent confidant and friend. Naomi still won’t part with Olivia.IMG_6182

Olivia is a $19.00 American Girl copy-cat with ratty hair and a lazy eye, and Naomi will not give her away. IMG_6193

Believe me, I’ve tried.

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“Olivia will never go to the thrift store. Ever.”

 

5. Balls

Now, balls are a little bit of a mystery to me, since I have never really understood their appeal. Watching a boy with a ball is like watching a cat with a semi-dead mouse. They go a little berserk. This toy does break my “no mom required” requirement but ultimately he won’t need me anymore, in fact, he will be glad when he finally gets a real pitcher.IMG_6064

 

6. Books

This is what my kids revert to at the end of the day. It is their happy place, and mine.

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Hours, ladies and gentlemen of the toy-making industry, hours and hours of endless fun . . .

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. . . and quiet.

There are other “toys” that didn’t make this list like sand, water, sidewalk chalk, sticks and string, but you get the point. There are a lot of great toys out there. A couple of them come from the toy store.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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3 responses to “The Only Six Toys You Will Ever Need

  1. I’ve been following your blog for some time now, occasionally commenting, and can I say that this is my most favorite post?

    I love your idea of getting newspaper end rolls. My kids go through so much paper in our house that I asked our ward library if they had any scratch paper we could take home – they gave me a HUGE stack of the old school Dot Matrix printer paper (with the holes down the sides). I thought we would never again run out of scratch paper but we’re low again…

    Anyway, love your post and your parenting philosophy. Agree 100% that toys are for kids to entertain themselves and that playing toys with a parent doesn’t need to be a regular activity (as long as they’re doing other stuff together!)

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  2. korinne

    Great post!

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  3. You, madam, are very perceptive. I would like to add that my boys currently get endless hours of fun from LEGOS, and I think they suit your list of requirements. I, too, love the LEGO and luckily I love them enough to deal with them all over the house. Decapitated smiling heads under my feet while I cook eggs? Don’t mind it. Sort of love it once the pain recedes. LEGOs, however are not baby friendly, so one must invest with caution.
    And someday my kids will read for hours…I do so enjoy the quiet life. *sigh.

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